Saturday, 4 July 2009

Saint Michael at Old Trafford

In a shock move from out the blue, pint-sized midget and ex decent footballer Michael Owen has signed a two-year contract for United. Fergie's marbles were last seen rolling down the old East Lancs Road towards Scouseville. But seriously, I suppose we should give him a chance to prove his worth to United but I've got my doubts.

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